I haven't been around much lately, what do you think, I'm here just for your cockamamie enjoyment?
Maybe I'm tired of taking care of asses.
Word is there has been something stirring in the Ward Cafeteria.
Chef Flapdoodle stumbled across a pair of ladies unmentionables under the stream table.
They had the initials LML on them, it could only be one person.
That hussy Lola Mae!!
Dr. Jolly
Dr. Jolly has been seeing many patients these past few weeks.
The holiday season is a bad time for some of them.
Christmas is for everyone....
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
DEMENTIA
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.
DEPRESSION
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely
MANIC
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
NARCISSISTIC
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,............
(better start again)
PARANOID
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
PERSONALITY DISORDER
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.
SCHIZOPHRENIA
Do you Hear What I Hear?
I hope everyone has fun with all the holiday hoopla.
I'll be back, don't you worry!! 
Just who are you calling a hussy, rotten crotchity-Cratchit ?? Did you get over your STD from Bubba ?? I don't have time to fool with you right now, as the ward is busy up here with all these fruitcake admissions, including yours truly, Dr. Jolly. But never fear, when things slow down, Miss Lola will put her two-cents in on this matter, and you'll get yours, Cratchitt !!!
Happy holidays right back atcha, you whackadoodle....
.....
waits......
(screams,) "NURSE CRATCHIT!!!!
(Nurse comes to the door with cig hanging off her lip and scratching at her ass...)
"What do you want now Rubble, I was just in here yesterday to change your urine bag, I got things to do, gotta' set up for the hospital party,...gotta' see if Jack Black can still do Santa, if not, I'm friggen' toast around here. Now what the hell do ya' need??"
"I need my bell shaped feel good medicine. And I'd like some milk and cookies with that."
Nurse hands her three blue bell shaped pills, a dixie cup of milk and a half eaten sugar cookie in the shape of a reindeer.
"Happy Holidays Nurse Crachit!" (Rubble says sleepily)
(Nurse flicks an ash on the floor and smiles.)
"Yeh, yeh, Merry Freakin' Christmas Rubs."
~pr~
BON!
and they are best left where I left.
Theresa