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Nurse Cratchit's Ward


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I found this as I was looking over some of what goes on around here.

I decided to answer these questions.  

I don't know why, it's all a bunch of flop!  

 

When did you start on the blogstream?

September 2006

What were you expecting to get out of it when you started?

I was trying to see if I could stop all these antics!!

What is the biggest surprise you've had since you started?

People just want to be annoying, they read then they blabber.

What is the best thing about blogging?

I can tell it like it is, all the sex pots and the monkey business, it's everywhere!!

Would you say you are addicted to blogging?

Sure!! Just like I'm addicted to having rectal exams and oral surgery.

 

Do you see that as good or bad or neither?

I see it for what it is, just a bunch of poppycock!!

Name some bloggers you like and say what it is you like about them?

I don't care for anyone.

What is the worst thing about blogging?

The dirty men who try to seduce me.

Now that you've started, do you think you will ever give up blogging?

If the antics stop, maybe I will leave.

If you have a blog on another site, what is the difference between that site and the blogstream?

I don't have another site, I wish I did!!

 If you knew the blogstream was going to have a party somewhere in the U.S. would you go?

 I would be there and I would make sure that none of you had a good time!

 

Who would be the blogger you would most like to meet?

Captain Caption so I could kick him in the balls!!

What would be the most fun about meeting the bloggers?

Telling them they should be ashamed of themselves!!

 

Would you rather have it in Vegas or at Whit's house?

At the White House?? I don't think they would allow it. I see, Whit's house, I don't know who the hell that is.

 

Which blogger would you choose to be in charge of the music?

Just draw a name out of the hat, is it that hard??

 

Which blogger would you choose to be in charge of the food?

Julia Child, is she here??

Which blogger would you choose to be the emcee?

You'll all be babbling like loons, who wants to be the head loon??

Who would you expect to be the biggest party animals?

All these people are immoral. They'd be naked dancing on tables, having orgies, disgraceful!

 

Who would you expect to have the biggest hangover the next day?

Is it a contest?? You all drink too much, admit it.

Who would you expect to be different than what they seem on their blog?

No one, they still would be sex pots and hooligans.

If you could sit next to one blogger at dinner who would it be?

I'd like a table alone, to watch the flapdoodle.

Aside from your significant other, who would you want to dance with at the party?

Is this dancing with the stars?

 

Where should we go for breakfast the following morning?

To the next town, alone!!!!!!

 

I hope you liked the show!!

I'll be back, don't you worry!!

Posted by Nurse Crachit at 9:48 AM - 10 Comments   Add a Comment  
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Well, there you have it folks !! Nurse Cratchitt at her crotchity-assed best !!! I told you she was incorrigible !!
 
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by Lola Mae (PM , CC ) on Friday October 20, 2006 @ 2:18 PM




Kick me in me balls!? Well blow me down, nursey.  
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by Captain Caption (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 5:28 PM




Your TOO Funny! Hope Your Having a Great Day Nursypoo!!  
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by lilladyreg (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 6:12 PM




Everytime I was called to the ER (which always seemed to be at night) the Nursing staff were tops. What was important to me was their knowledge and professionalism.
What let me know the Nurses were great was the humor level ( especially high during a rough night). Based on that index you must be one hell of a Nurse.
cp
 
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by capananda (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 6:35 PM




Nurse Crotch it? aren't you supposed to be in Surgery?  
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by Scratch (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 11:46 PM




Nurse...you are needed in the ER stat! We have an inflamed flapdoodle that's about to blow!  
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by Biggie T (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 11:49 PM




Yeah what T said, about that leaking Flapadoodle thingy.. better go fix it crotch it  
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by Scratch (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 11:51 PM




The world just doesn't use the word POPPYCOCK nearly enough Nurse...  
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by Lucy. (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 11:53 PM




Nurseypoo...I was wondering if you need someone to drag the needles over concrete so they won't be so sharp????  
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by lilladyreg (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 4:17 PM




Oh My, flapdoodles and everything. Thankfully we have you Nurse Crapchit, oh excuse me Nurse Crotchit, to watch over our morals and see that we behave with decorum. There's just too much flapdoodling going on around here. It's good that you take an interest in these things.

Sherry
 
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by Sherry'sCherries (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 8:42 PM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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