There are rumors going around here that there's a new nurse in town that is trying to steal my Dr. Killsmany from me.
It just can't be!!
I heard it first on this blog, http://bellarose.blogstream.com
I went to this blog and there was all sorts of bad things written, and filth. They should all be ashamed of themselves!!!!
I found a picture of the new girl. I hope you like it.
Lola Luslips.
I hope they are just rumors. I can't see why anyone would try to spoil the love I have for Killsmany.
It's just not right!! Please tell me it ain't so. I need to know the truth.
Don't worry, I'll be back! 
now, now, Nurse Cratchit, don't get your panties in a wad !! After all, you are the charge nurse on the ward. Sounds like you are already using her as your little whippin' girl ... to clean the toilets of all things ... shame on you, Nurse Cratchit !! Dr. Killsmany gave her a much warmer welcome ...
Let's just say there's a new nursie on the block, Cratchit !!!
http://kissmygritscratchit.blogstream.com/
Rumor has it Nurse Cratchit that you are stealing people's lunches out of the fridge ? ... Well, it is true ? Perhaps that is why you spent most of your time in "your office" on the ward yesterday ? not to mention your toilet told on you !!! it was disgustingly dirty !!!!!