We have so many patients, they are considering a new wing.

I'm so excited, I can run my ass off even more!!!

 

All the doctors were asked their opinion.

As if they should have one, the nurses run this joint.

 

Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital.

What did they do?

 

The allergists voted to scratch it.

The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.

The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"

The pediatricians said, "grow up."

The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."

The psychiatrists thought it was madness.

The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The radiologists could see right through it.

The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.

The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.

The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

 

 

It's nice all these jackasses have so many opinions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A young man goes to Dr. Killsmany for a physical examination.

When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam.

He has a penis the size of a little kid's little finger.

Nurse Cratchit was standing in the room sees his little penis and begins to laugh hysterically.

The young man gives her a stern look and says,

"You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"

 

 

Who said that!! That's not funny, you should be ashamed of yourselves!

 

I'll be back, don't you worry!!