
Ethel B. Cratchit
I'm a strong, independent woman. I don't like to be bothered with all the jibber-jabber and gossip like most women, they are all sex pots anyway.

This is my dog, Tumor.
I've trained him to do many things. He's not a people lover, but he does hump my leg every now and then.
This is my mother, may she rest in peace.
She worked her ass off taking care of people all her life. She was a kind, warm person. I take after my dad.
I am so proud of my doll collection. I just collect the heads, they take up less space. They have such personality, don't they??
Dr. Killsmany has no idea I yearn for his touch. I wrote a beautiful poem for him.
I Lust for You.
Show me your Body.
Show me your tidy whities.
Get buck naked,
Be a man.
Give me your smells,
the stale fritos I love
Give me what all you have,
Even if it’s not that much.
I want to see
All of yours.
Feel my feet,
Feel my ears,
Feel my rolls,
Feel my rear.
My body begs…
If Lust is sin, So be it…
For I am woman,
How can I love you
and not lust you?
You hunk of man.
Ain't love grand??

I'm going out get a pedicure....I always have to be at my best, if Dr. Killsmany decides to take me in the linen closet.
I'll be back, don't you worry.
I'll say you need a pedicure !!!!! OMG !!!!