It has been very busy here. We've seen all types of patients today.

Erma Easilay came in to help.

 I think she wants Doctor Killsmany.

 I see her shaking her tail down the hall. She's a hussy.

Dr. Killsmany

This nice lady had a tragic accident.

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into the ward.

Doctor Killsmany says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample."

 The old man says, "What?"

So Doctor Killsmany says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?"

So Doctor  Killsmany yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!"

With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Cratchit that his penis died.

Nurse Cratchit, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.

Nurse Cratchit saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"

 "It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"

Who said that?? You should be ashamed of yourselves.

I'll be back, don't you worry.