The urologist is in.

 

 

 Dr. Krochburne

 

 

"Had to go the cock doc. You know, the urologist. The guy who graduated Medical School and decided to specialize in fondling my jammy and grapes. "

 

Dr. Krotchburne has many grateful patients.

 

 

Not to brag, but we've had several very famous people here to visit Dr. Krotchburne.

 

 

 Hitler

 

 

 "The King"

 

 

Einstein

Pee Wee Herman

 

 Thomas Edison

 

Grace Jones

 

Michael Jackson

 

John Wayne Bobbit

 

 Bill Gates

 

The Beatles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man had an appointment to see Dr. Krotchburne who shared an office with several other doctors.

The waiting room was the size of a small auditorium, and it was filled with patients.

 He approached the desk, where Nurse Cratchit sat -- a large, imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. In a very loud voice Nurse Cratchit repeated his name, then said, "Yes, I see your name here-----you want to see Dr. Krotchburne about IMPOTENCE, right?

He was stunned, but recovered his composure sufficiently to reply in an equally loud voice, "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation---and I'd like the same doctor who did yours!!"

 

 WHO SAID THAT!!!

 

You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I'll give you sex change!!

 

 

I'll be back, don't you worry.