Dr. Bendsum

 Dr. Bendsum's assistant.

Dr. Bendsum is humored by the comments of his patients.

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

Why did the Nurse Cratchit keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Who said that!!! That's not funny. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

I'll be back, dont you worry.