It's quiet on the ward, I'll have to wake a few people up. You know, for their sleeping pills.

 Seems like a nice girl.

I'll take her bitchy pill tonight.

 Nurse Cratchit walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, and says, "Well that's great. Some asshole's got my pen."

Who said that?????? You think that's funny??? You should be ashamed of yourself!!!

 Keep laughing, I'll be back, don't you worry.