I haven't been around much lately, what do you think, I'm here just for your cockamamie enjoyment?

Maybe I'm tired of taking care of asses.

 

 

 Word is there has been something stirring in the Ward Cafeteria.

 

 

 

Chef Flapdoodle stumbled across a pair of ladies unmentionables under the stream table.

 

 

 

They had the initials LML on them, it could only be one person.

That hussy Lola Mae!!

 

Dr. Jolly

 

Dr. Jolly has been seeing many patients these past few weeks.

The holiday season is a bad time for some of them.

 

 

Christmas is for everyone....

 

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

 

DEMENTIA

 I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

 

 DEPRESSION

Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

 

 MANIC

 Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

 

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

We Three Queens Disoriented Are

 

NARCISSISTIC

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

 

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER

 Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,............

(better start again)

 

 PARANOID

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

 

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY

 On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

 

PERSONALITY DISORDER

 You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

 

SCHIZOPHRENIA

 Do you Hear What I Hear?

 

I hope everyone has fun with all the holiday hoopla.

 

 

I'll be back, don't you worry!!