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Cmnt 7/27/2008 5:06 PM EST PolarB Where in the world IS Nurse Cratchit??!! Either America's Most Wanted is searchi... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2008 5:02 PM EST Self To Self Oh "She" will take a double shot of this, don't let "them" know [[EMOTICON:ROFL1... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2008 4:59 PM EST Lola-la! Nurse Cratchit, I guess your electroconvulsive shock therapy sent your mind wand... (full) Cmnt 12/24/2007 6:43 PM EST Bella full) Cmnt 9/18/2007 11:05 PM EST Desari Funny! Cmnt 9/18/2007 11:02 PM EST Lola-la! full) Cmnt 9/16/2007 11:07 PM EST Lola-la! Ethel, I guess you haven't heard the news, being tied up and all! but an arrest ... (full) Cmnt 9/9/2007 7:09 PM EST Coloconnect So Lola and Cratchit still arguing over whose lipstick matches...and that nice w... (full) Post 9/9/2007 7:07 PM EST Nurse Crachit "Depraved Hooligans" (view) Cmnt 9/9/2007 6:59 PM EST Nurse Crachit OH Lola,I have never seen that jacket before, I think it is part of your sex pot... (full) Cmnt 9/8/2007 9:02 PM EST Ivory full) Cmnt 9/8/2007 11:47 AM EST Lola-la! Ethel, While you might expect these good people to believe that you have been tr... (full) Cmnt 3/13/2007 12:15 PM EST Lady Louise Lol... This is the first time I have ever found your blog... it's great! [[EMOTI... (full) Cmnt 1/30/2007 8:25 AM EST Bella What a drama-rama!!! LOL [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] Cmnt 1/30/2007 12:49 AM EST chefflapdoodle Lola Mae, named that after you! Cheffy named Nurse Cratchit's Fiddle-Faddle Hot ... (full) Cmnt 1/30/2007 12:40 AM EST Lola-la !! did Chef Flapdoodle tell you that Cheffy named a new sandwich after you? it's ca... (full) Post 1/29/2007 5:16 PM EST Nurse Crachit "News Fom the Ward" (view) Cmnt 1/29/2007 10:06 AM EST Lola-la !! full) Cmnt 1/28/2007 8:18 PM EST Lola-la !! I intend to cooperate fully with any questioning should the need arise, which of... (full) Cmnt 1/28/2007 7:58 PM EST Nurse Crachit Lola Mae Floozy,I knew you would show up here.This young Doctor might have worme... (full) Cmnt 1/28/2007 7:25 PM EST Lola-la !! Obviously you've been off the last couple of days, and didn't hear the announcem... (full) Cmnt 1/28/2007 5:37 PM EST Coloconnect Sorry the ward is still in an uproar...hope they catch the person that helped th... (full) Cmnt 1/28/2007 4:01 AM EST Lucy. Good Morning...Just so you know, you have been mentioned on The Sunday Blogger I... (full) Cmnt 1/27/2007 1:07 AM EST Lola-la !! hey Cratchit, did you hear the announcement by management? as to WHO the new rep... (full) Cmnt 1/13/2007 3:19 AM EST Coloconnect Nurse Cratchit....Exactly which part of you died with Killsmany? And did he leav... (full) Cmnt 1/13/2007 3:18 AM EST chefflapdoodle The kitchen sends you our sympathies! Dr. Killsmany will be missed. We should na... (full) Cmnt 1/9/2007 6:37 PM EST Nurse Crachit Polar Bear,Sadly, I never had the honor of enjoying Kilsmany's stiffy, but I lon... (full) Cmnt 1/9/2007 6:32 PM EST Nurse Crachit I knew you would show up here. I have my suspicions you were somhow involved in ... (full) Cmnt 1/9/2007 6:32 PM EST PolarB Well well well Crachit..... I see you finally show up after a long absense... So... (full) Cmnt 1/9/2007 6:25 PM EST Coloconnect So sorry about the recent demise of Dr Killsmany.....Your medical humor is unsur... (full) Cmnt 1/9/2007 6:17 PM EST Lola-la !! For about a minute, Cratchit, I almost felt sorry for you over Dr. Killsmany [[E... (full) Cmnt 1/9/2007 12:40 AM EST Pretty Rubble Happy New Year Nurse! Good to see you again...It's about time too...my supply is... (full) Post 1/9/2007 12:38 AM EST Nurse Crachit "Bad News." (view) Cmnt 12/31/2006 2:03 PM EST Theresa NC,(full) Cmnt 12/21/2006 3:03 PM EST Theresa (full) Cmnt 12/16/2006 12:07 AM EST PolarB I'll be waiting with baited breath....on second thoughts...maybe I wont..I'd be ... (full) Cmnt 12/9/2006 11:01 PM EST chefflapdoodle I scrubbed that kitchen up and down!!!! I do know how she gets around!!! I saw h... (full) Cmnt 12/8/2006 10:54 PM EST Lucy. hooo haaa ! [[EMOTICON:BUBBLE1]] Cmnt 12/8/2006 10:52 PM EST Biggie T Good to see the ward is still in good hands, NC. Happy holidays to ya, girl. T Cmnt 12/8/2006 10:49 PM EST Lola-la !! full) Cmnt 12/8/2006 9:17 PM EST lil_elf_trish [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] hh great crachits back soo... (full) Cmnt 12/8/2006 8:41 PM EST vickedvittlevench ROTFLMASO!!!! Think I met a couple of those tunes in my life and timesand they a... (full) Cmnt 12/8/2006 7:15 PM EST capananda Thanks a lot for the great blog posting. Need a good laugh.BON! Cmnt 12/8/2006 3:44 PM EST Pretty Rubble (pr hits call button).....waits......(screams,) "NURSE CRATCHIT!!!! [[EMOTICON:A... (full) Cmnt 12/8/2006 3:17 PM EST The Valkyrie [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] [[EMOTICON:CRAZY1]] Happy holidays right back atcha, you whack... (full) Cmnt 12/8/2006 3:12 PM EST Lola-la !! [[EMOTICON:ANGRY3]] [[EMOTICON:ANGRY3]] [[EMOTICON:ANGRY3]] Just who are you cal... (full) Post 12/8/2006 12:52 PM EST Nurse Crachit "I've Been Watching!!!" (view) Cmnt 12/7/2006 2:25 PM EST BIG DEAN Hey, finding LOla mays underwear is great and if you get her that's great also! ... (full) Cmnt 12/7/2006 2:03 PM EST Lola-la !! Chefflapdoodle !!! [[EMOTICON:SHOCK2]] Nothing I like better than a little slow ... (full) Cmnt 12/6/2006 12:46 AM EST capananda Wo bis du? Cmnt 12/5/2006 11:59 PM EST Coloconnect I gotta tell you that Bubba looks like a keeper....You are so practical thanks f... (full) Cmnt 12/5/2006 11:53 PM EST chefflapdoodle I found Lola Mae's panties in the ward's kitchen last night!!! Cmnt 11/29/2006 9:14 PM EST PolarB Okay... my first time here... be gentle with me....please?--- PolarB ;)PS- You a... (full) Cmnt 11/29/2006 8:56 PM EST Lola-la !! Hey Cratchit, word has it on Ward 8 that you've got an STD from Bubba ... ewwwww... (full) Cmnt 11/27/2006 1:35 PM EST blue! [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] I WILL YELL AT A NURSE ALL I WANT CRACHIT! and [[EMOTICON:LOL1... (full) Cmnt 11/20/2006 12:18 PM EST capananda Sometimes a little Haldol will go a long way. I always wanted an aresol can with... (full) Cmnt 11/14/2006 1:12 PM EST Pretty Rubble Doing my part to keep this Cuckoo's Nest we call blogstream, hummin'!Question: c... (full) Cmnt 11/11/2006 9:05 PM EST Lola Mae I think we'll call you rotten crotchity Crachitt from now on !! ewwwwwwwwwww [[E... (full) Post 11/11/2006 7:03 PM EST Nurse Crachit "For all the lunatics, fruitcakes, and cuckoos." (view) Post 11/11/2006 7:02 PM EST Nurse Crachit "It has been a while, ALL YOU HOOLIGANS!!!" (view) Cmnt 11/2/2006 1:39 PM EST capananda You are giving me flashbacks...I have ER PTSD!!!!!...(humor)Reminds me of the cr... (full) Cmnt 11/2/2006 8:31 AM EST Pyewacket Great giggles to start off the day!Thanks,Pye Cmnt 11/2/2006 1:54 AM EST PJ [[EMOTICON:THUMBSUP2]] [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] Be Blessed,PJ Cmnt 11/2/2006 1:47 AM EST BIG DEAN HEY CRACHIT OLD ONE, GOT YOUR E-MAIL AND COMMENT BOUT LOLA-MAE AND MEYEAH I JUST... (full) Cmnt 11/1/2006 10:58 PM EST Marc Rules in Contrast Love BombI have been working around the clock for some time now, reading everyth... (full) Cmnt 11/1/2006 1:41 PM EST Captain Caption I seen yer picture of a new vice president. Did Lola Mae gets promoted? [[EMOTIC... (full) Cmnt 10/31/2006 8:44 PM EST Sherry'sCherries 27 stitiches for a circumcision? Ah ha, I know what you like. [[EMOTICON:THINK1]... (full) Cmnt 10/31/2006 6:33 PM EST BIG DEAN JUST THOUGHT I COULD REFREE. THIS FIGHT, BUT NOT ME I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES! YOU SU... (full) Cmnt 10/31/2006 3:26 PM EST lilladyreg full) Cmnt 10/31/2006 11:15 AM EST Pretty Rubble ~pr~ lining up for her daily dose of meds and bellylaffs...and signing your gues... (full) Cmnt 10/31/2006 11:13 AM EST Pretty Rubble New to your blog Nurse Crachit but what a wonderful day to discover it!!! Happy ... (full) Cmnt 10/30/2006 11:23 PM EST Squash4brains That Vice President almost LOOKS like Dick Cheney!! Nurse Crachit, you have got ... (full) Cmnt 10/30/2006 11:10 PM EST Lola Mae I'll see you tomorrow night at the Ward 8 Bash, Cratchitt !! Cmnt 10/29/2006 5:39 PM EST Lola Mae Would you care to join us on the nighshift, Cratchit? Poor thing!! We've got you... (full) Cmnt 10/29/2006 5:30 PM EST Nurse Crachit Lola Mae,I can't help that your reputation is tarnished!! That's what happens wh... (full) Cmnt 10/29/2006 5:26 PM EST MrOrnery1851 Ah, Nurse,Why is it I hear you singing, 'it's the most wonderful time of the yea... (full) Cmnt 10/29/2006 5:11 PM EST lil_devil_trish u like to pick on lola dont u? Cmnt 10/29/2006 5:05 PM EST Lola Mae There you go again, crotchity-assed Cratchit [[EMOTICON:ANGRY3]] making assumpti... (full) Cmnt 10/29/2006 3:43 PM EST Coloconnect Great post Nurse...Thanks for the laughs [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] Cmnt 10/29/2006 2:08 PM EST Sherry'sCherries Nurse Crachit,Now this one is FUNNY.Sherry [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]]... (full) Cmnt 10/29/2006 12:53 PM EST Captain Caption Be sure ta stop by me ship on Halloween, Nursey. There be a special treat waitin... (full) Cmnt 10/29/2006 12:58 AM EST Lucy. full) Cmnt 10/28/2006 5:54 PM EST Lucy. lol...you crack me the hell up NC!By the way:Just to let you know...you have bee... (full) Cmnt 10/28/2006 4:02 PM EST NW_Matters Wow, great humor and great presentation.I love it,NW Post 10/24/2006 8:49 PM EST Nurse Crachit "What is all the hubbub??" (view) Cmnt 10/24/2006 6:11 PM EST Lola Mae You just wait, Crachitt !! [[EMOTICON:ANGRY3]] You'll get yours !! [[EMOTICON:AN... (full) Cmnt 10/24/2006 6:08 PM EST capananda Thanks for the humor. I told the relief MD at the wretched little islandclinic w... (full) Cmnt 10/24/2006 5:56 PM EST lil_devil_trish [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] Cmnt 10/23/2006 8:42 PM EST Sherry'sCherries Oh My, flapdoodles and everything. Thankfully we have you Nurse Crapchit, oh exc... (full) Cmnt 10/22/2006 4:17 PM EST lilladyreg Nurseypoo...I was wondering if you need someone to drag the needles over concret... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 11:53 PM EST Lucy. The world just doesn't use the word POPPYCOCK nearly enough Nurse... [[EMOTICON:... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 11:51 PM EST Scratch Yeah what T said, about that leaking Flapadoodle thingy.. better go fix it crotc... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 11:49 PM EST Biggie T Nurse...you are needed in the ER stat! We have an inflamed flapdoodle that's abo... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 11:46 PM EST Scratch Nurse Crotch it? aren't you supposed to be in Surgery? Cmnt 10/21/2006 11:34 PM EST Lola Mae [[EMOTICON:ANGRY5]] [[EMOTICON:ANGRY3]] [[EMOTICON:ANGRY5]] If I AM pregnant (wh... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 11:19 PM EST Lola Mae Captain, if you don't quit lurking in muddy water you're liable to catch more cr... (full) Post 10/21/2006 8:58 PM EST Nurse Crachit "Look at this hogwash!!" (view) Cmnt 10/21/2006 6:35 PM EST capananda Everytime I was called to the ER (which always seemed to be at night) the Nursin... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 6:12 PM EST lilladyreg [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] [[EM... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 5:44 PM EST Captain Caption I done got mine, Lola Mae! No thanks ta nursey Crashit! Me dids a little plunder... (full) Cmnt 10/21/2006 5:28 PM EST Captain Caption Kick me in me balls!? Well blow me down, nursey. [[EMOTICON:SAD2]] Cmnt 10/21/2006 4:58 PM EST Nurse Crachit Lola is with child??She probably doesn't know who the proud father is as she is ... (full) Cmnt 10/20/2006 2:18 PM EST Lola Mae Well, there you have it folks !! Nurse Cratchitt at her crotchity-assed best !!!... (full) Cmnt 10/20/2006 1:19 PM EST Lola Mae Bitch slap, huh ?? Shame on you !! You'll get yours! [[EMOTICON:ANGRY3]] I heard... (full) Cmnt 10/20/2006 3:04 AM EST Captain Caption Why don't ya jest go and bitch slap that Lola Mae? I heard that two bit wench go... (full) Cmnt 10/18/2006 8:26 AM EST Lola Mae Who are you calling a HUSSY ?? While you were away, Dr. Killsmany and I spent ma... (full) Post 10/18/2006 2:07 AM EST Nurse Crachit "I'm Back, I said I would be!!" (view) Cmnt 10/12/2006 12:07 PM EST Lola Mae Rumor has it Nurse Cratchit that you are stealing people's lunches out of the fr... (full) Cmnt 10/10/2006 11:57 AM EST LolaMae Let's just say there's a new nursie on the block, Cratchit !!! http://kissmygrit... (full) Cmnt 10/10/2006 9:18 AM EST Bella now, now, Nurse Cratchit, don't get your panties in a wad !! After all, you are ... (full) Post 10/10/2006 9:04 AM EST Nurse Crachit "Meet Lola Luslips. You'll like her." (view) Cmnt 10/9/2006 10:18 PM EST Bella Hey Ms. Cratchit, knowing you were getting all those new patients, Dr. Killsmany... (full) Cmnt 10/8/2006 9:11 PM EST Bella Oh Nurse Cratchitt, quit being so crabby !!!! You just got a nice pedicure, too ... (full) Cmnt 10/8/2006 10:21 AM EST purplefly [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] funny stuff Cmnt 10/8/2006 10:16 AM EST Captain Caption Me penis gets swollen jest thinkin bout ya, nursey. I ain't braggin, but I had t... (full) Cmnt 10/8/2006 5:50 AM EST Ann of Hearts you have a very funny blog Cmnt 10/8/2006 4:52 AM EST Gecko very cute, well done. Cmnt 10/7/2006 5:47 PM EST Nurse Crachit That is really funny, and you are blonde....go figure!! I usually don't like tal... (full) Cmnt 10/7/2006 5:40 PM EST SixFootBlonde Nurse, you crack me up! [[EMOTICON:LOL1]]OH! This just in: The otolaryngologists... (full) Post 10/7/2006 5:18 PM EST Nurse Crachit "They may be expanding." (view) Cmnt 10/4/2006 12:27 PM EST Bella I'll say you need a pedicure !!!!! OMG !!!! [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] say it isn't so, ... (full) Post 10/3/2006 9:00 PM EST Nurse Crachit "About Nurse Cratchit." (view) Cmnt 10/3/2006 7:40 PM EST Nurse Crachit Well Captain,Your advances will get you nowhere, my heart belongs to Dr. Killsma... (full) Cmnt 10/3/2006 3:33 PM EST Lucy. Too funny....my daughter is presently in nursing school...Lucy [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]... (full) Cmnt 10/3/2006 3:38 AM EST Captain Caption nursey! Im startin to think yer a stuck up wench! least ya could be sayin hello ... (full) Cmnt 10/2/2006 6:04 PM EST Bella I came across this video and I wanted you to have it ... there's a few more on t... (full) Cmnt 10/2/2006 6:01 PM EST Bella Cmnt 10/2/2006 4:33 PM EST Bella LOL ... Love your blog, Ms. Crachitt ... [[EMOTICON:ROFL1]] Post 9/30/2006 2:37 PM EST Nurse Crachit "Student nurses." (view) Cmnt 9/27/2006 6:43 AM EST Captain Caption Doin' anythin' saturday night nursey? Maybe me and you and ol' nursey Easilay ca... (full) Post 9/27/2006 3:32 AM EST Nurse Crachit "Another Day in the ward." (view) Cmnt 9/24/2006 2:24 PM EST Lucy. You have been BUSTED on OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY...Come take a look at w... (full) Cmnt 9/24/2006 6:31 AM EST FUNNYMAN Oh my God! I was about to contact that hot-line, but now I am going to change my... (full) Cmnt 9/23/2006 8:52 PM EST Biggie T Sorry Nurse Crachit...when you ask me for one straight up and dirty, I thought y... (full) Cmnt 9/22/2006 12:59 PM EST Nurse Crachit Both of you should be ashamed of yourselves!! I'm not here for your sex pot anti... (full) Post 9/22/2006 12:51 PM EST Nurse Crachit "How does that make you feel?" (view) Cmnt 9/18/2006 9:42 PM EST Captain Caption I'll show ya mine if ya show me yers, nursey! [[EMOTICON:LOVE1]] Cmnt 9/17/2006 10:19 PM EST SixFootBlonde Nurse Crachit, I feel your pain just thinking of all the prank calls you have to... (full) Cmnt 9/17/2006 8:55 PM EST Mr. Happy! Well, Miss Cratchit, last time I saw Dr. Grossfinger I wasn't very very Happy, n... (full) Post 9/17/2006 5:49 PM EST Nurse Crachit "Turn your head and cough." (view) Post 9/17/2006 5:47 PM EST Nurse Crachit "Wake up and take your pills!!!" (view) Cmnt 9/15/2006 2:54 AM EST Captain Caption That Dr. Killsmany ain't goods enough for ya, nursey. Hows bout it Ethel? I'm cr... (full) Cmnt 9/14/2006 11:26 PM EST Biggie T Oh, I'm ashamed of myself alright, not only because I laughed at your post, whic... (full) Post 9/14/2006 6:27 AM EST Nurse Crachit "The proctologist is at the back door." (view) Cmnt 9/12/2006 6:14 AM EST Captain Caption I think I'm in love wit ya, nursey! [[EMOTICON:BLUSH2]] Post 9/12/2006 3:29 AM EST Nurse Crachit "The doctor is in." (view) Post 9/6/2006 3:36 PM EST Nurse Crachit "My First Blog Post, Welcome to my ward." (view)